I’ve got this huge fancy closet for my collection of brown, mustard, and grey t-shirts - oh, and I need to remember to wash this pillow
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No. Just... No.
Perfect! I want a hay bale as a side table.
Right. Because I want to spend $1m or more to feel like I’m pooping in an outhouse
Is that a television???
Master bath mood
Powder room mood
Why are there four shower heads?
Who the hell sits in their closet?
Can you say “spider webs”?
No one is putting their feet on the surface where I'm preparing food
Who makes a couch with sharp points?
I’ve got this huge fancy closet for my collection of brown, mustard, and grey t-shirts - oh, and I need to remember to wash this pillow
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